internets

Apart from the US senator who is afraid of the internet, the following references to online activity don’t make sense to me. And yes, I’ve seen and/or heard them.

  1. internets - how many was that?
  2. interweb - I guess it makes as much sense as intraweb, but I don’t like it. Having said that, it reminds me of:
  3. WWW page - it’s just a webpage now, brother.

Equally, when someone is giving a web address, things can get weird:

them: Alright, you ready? It’s H-T-T-P-colon-forward slash… are you okay?

me: What? Oh, yes, I’m just weeping for humanity. Please, continue.

All of that gibberish, and the idea for this post, came while writing my assignment for Mass Media in MS-Word. Microsoft says the correct spelling is capital “I”, Internet, as does the World Book Dictionary. To me, that’s on a par with the above-mentioned instances of unfamiliarity. What say you, dear reader?

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  • 8 comments ↓

    #1 Bren on 09.29.06 at 9:43 am

    The Internet is a proper noun and thus deserves an uppercase I. It shits me to tears when people don’t spell it like that.

    :-)

    #2 Dave on 09.29.06 at 10:01 am

    Thanks for the laugh.

    I did know it was a noun, and every reference I’ve seen is uppercase I - it just doesn’t feel right. I also don’t like the variant spellings of the word poetaytoe, but I’ve never got my way on that one, either. Strange.

    #3 Blonde at Heart on 09.29.06 at 2:27 pm

    I think only German uses caps for nouns. You do not write in English “the Cat sat on the Window”. Even though Internet is a noun (just like “cat”), why use caps? (Remember, English is my second language. In Israel people still have a problem spelling that word, either in Hebrew or English).

    #4 Suzanne on 10.02.06 at 9:23 am

    Internet should be capitalised if it begins a sentence, otherwise not. You look something up on the internet, you go to Joe’s Online Blog-a-Rama, which is ON the internet, for your information.

    #5 Dave on 10.02.06 at 9:53 am

    Blonde - proper nouns take caps, like London, Dave, etc.

    Suzanne - what are you basing that claim on? A knowledge of the specific grammar rule as it relates to this word(that you can show me), or your vast reading experience? I don’t understand why it’s a proper noun, but if it is, then I guess it ’should’ have caps. The journalism school style book doesn’t specify for I/internet, but does mention that a newspaper’s style book may include considerations such as “whether capitals are used for nouns that are not clearly proper nouns”.

    #6 Dave on 10.02.06 at 10:16 am

    Alright, this should settle the matter. Bren may wonder why the matter wasn’t settled after the first comment on this post, but trust me, my family demands proof… it’s a shortcoming that causes other people to feel their opinions aren’t valued - but most of my family do it, I think - you may have noticed that from my sister’s equally strident defense of small ‘i’ Internet.
    From the Oxford English Dictionary:
    Originally (in form internet): a computer network consisting of or connecting a number of smaller networks, such as two or more local area networks connected by a shared communications protocol; spec. such a network (called ARPAnet) operated by the U.S. Defense Department. In later use (usu. the Internet): the global computer network (which evolved out of ARPAnet) providing a variety of information and communication facilities to its users, and consisting of a loose confederation of interconnected networks which use standardized communication protocols; (also) the information available on this network.
    1996 K. HAFNER & M. LYON Where Wizards stay up Late (1998) viii. 244
    Roughly speaking, an ‘internet’ is private and the ‘Internet’ is public. The distinction didn’t really matter until the mid-1980s when route vendors began to sell equipment to construct private internets. But the distinction quickly blurred as the private internets built gateways to the public Internet.

    #7 Suzanne on 10.02.06 at 3:35 pm

    thhhhhhhpt, as the mad cat would say. :> thanks for clarifying. But I’m still right. ;-)

    #8 Blonde at Heart on 10.03.06 at 5:02 am

    Thanks. Another question: what is the difference between a “noun” and a “proper noun”?

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