The Plan
June 23, 2005 by Dave Earley
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If I was a regular student – if – this would be the post where I express unbridled joy at completion of my final exam and tell you all about my upcoming weeks of FREEEEDOOOOMMMMMM!!! As William Wallace would cry.
But no, I am not a regular student. I have just arrived home from lifting about 1,000kg. That’s right, my job is essentially weightlifting. Problem is, while my final exam was out yesterday afternoon, I have an assignment yet to finish. There is also a very special woman, whom I have let down, needing some lovin’. And so this is the plan.
- have a quick shower
- write a 2500-word assignment between 1 am and 6.30 am.
- go for a run at the university gym
- send text message to beautiful girlfriend asking where and what time she needed help shopping
- hand in assignment
- meet girlfriend
- hijinks and hilarity ensue (and some kissin’ if I’m lucky!)
Sounds like a winner fellow travellers. I must away. There’s work to be done, and no sleep to be had!
