Cow juice

In an effort to eliminate unnecessary elements of my diet, I am swearing off dairy products.

Cheese? Yep, I can do without.
Milk? Well, I’ll still need it for breakfast cereal, but there’s soy, right?

This movement away from the bovine extract may only last until I taste soy milk for the first time. And a big, cold glass of milk down the gullet is so, sooo good. I’m already wavering.