General.
Assignment to write. Car to fix (stare at dolefully – I find cars manage to fix themselves this way, you should try it some time). Dinner and show to go to.

Shrek2 was good, government is bad, exam done, back bruised; but I don’t have time to tell you all about it. Haircut had. Essential measurments taken for tux for wedding. Not mine.

I’ve never been measured before, so I’ll put them here for posterity:

• Chest: 39
• Waist: 34
• Seat: 40
• Outsleeve: 24
• Outleg: 38
• Neck: 41 cm

All those measurements are in inches, except the one that isn’t, obviously. I should have asked when I was measured, “Does a ‘seat’ bigger than my chest mean I have a big butt?” Am I abnormal? Oh no, where does life go from here? Can it continue?

It’s the question on everyone’s lips, I just thought it would be better if I was the first to verbalise it!